Reed-isms

I think Reed is trying to figure out this world and who God is. We were driving in the car this morning and it was raining...our conversation went like this.

Reed: I know why it rains.
Me: Why?
Reed: God is taking a shower. And you know what -he puts his dirty underwear on after his shower.
Me: Gross. Why?
Reed: Because he is God.

The other day we were in the kitchen...

Reed: I want a buzz.
Me: Sure, let's wait until after Easter and anyone who wants one can get one.
Reed: That is not fair - the Lavenders and Huttons already have buzzes.
Me: That is because lice was going around and they wanted to make sure they did not get it.
Reed: That is not fair! I bet God can get lice if he wants it. I bet he does not have a buzz in heaven though.

Just some fun Reed comments from the last several weeks. i love that kid!